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No Connection! - Unisex Hooded Sweatshirt


Introducing the ultimate irony in comfort wear – our “No Connection!” Unisex Hoodie. This isn’t just a statement piece; it’s a conversation starter, a mood lifter, and your coziest companion rolled into one. Featuring the iconic Google Chrome dinosaur, this hoodie winks at the all-too-familiar internet outage, turning frustration into fashion.

Embrace the humour in disconnection with our “No Connection!” Unisex Hoodie. It’s not just a piece of clothing; it’s your badge of comfort and a nod to the lighter side of life. Get yours today and stay cosily ‘disconnected’!


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Comfort Meets Classic Humour

Crafted for those who appreciate a good laugh as much as staying snug, this hoodie is the epitome of relaxed style. The 50% cotton, 50% polyester blend ensures that you're enveloped in softness, while the medium-heavy fabric keeps the chill at bay. Whether you're lounging at home, running errands, or out with friends, the plush feel of this 8.0 oz/yd² (271 g/m²) fabric offers warmth without the weight.

Designed for Everyone

The "No Connection!" Hoodie is a unisex gem, designed to fit and flatter any body type. With its classic fit, it runs true to size, ensuring that you can pick your fit with confidence. The tear-away label means no itchy distractions, just pure comfort.

Functional Fashion

Beyond its humorous appeal, this hoodie is incredibly practical. The spacious kangaroo pocket keeps your hands warm or your essentials close, while the hood's colour-matched drawstring adds a touch of elegance to your casual look. It's not just a hoodie; it's your trusty sidekick for those days when you want to keep it simple yet stylish.

Make a Statement

The "No Connection!" caption isn't just for laughs; it's a nod to our ever-connected lives and the moments we choose to disconnect. Wear it on your next digital detox, or gift it to that friend who's always online. It's more than a hoodie; it's a lifestyle choice.

Product Highlights
  • 50% Cotton, 50% Polyester blend for ultimate comfort
  • Medium-heavy fabric (8.0 oz/yd² (271 g/m²)) for just-right warmth
  • Classic fit for a timeless silhouette
  • Tear-away label for a seamless feel
  • Runs true to size for reliable fitting
Width, in 20.08 22.05 24.02 25.98 27.99 29.92 31.89 33.86
Length, in 27.17 27.95 29.13 29.92 31.10 31.89 33.07 33.86
Sleeve length from centre back, in 33.50 34.50 35.50 36.50 37.50 38.50 39.50 40.50

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