🎄 Get ready to spread some holiday cheer with a twist! Our Unisex Christmas Jumper is not just a sweater; it's a statement. Made for those who love a good laugh, this jumper features a hilarious definition of Christmas: 'the time of year when a fat man dressed in a red jumpsuit breaks into your house and eats your food, all while you sit in front of a dead tree and pretend to like your family.' Perfect for those with a sense of humour who want to make the festive season more enjoyable.
Crafted with a cosy blend of 50% cotton and 50% polyester, this medium-heavy fabric (8.0 oz/yd² or 271.25 g/m²) ensures warmth and comfort during those chilly holiday gatherings. The classic fit and crew neckline offer a relaxed yet stylish look, ideal for any casual occasion.
Durability meets comfort with double-needle stitching at key areas - shoulder, armhole, neck, waistband, and cuffs - ensuring your jumper stays in great shape season after season. And forget about itchy labels; our grey, pearlized tear-away tag offers nothing but comfort.
Ethically produced using 100% US-grown cotton, we're proud members of the US Cotton Trust Protocol, guaranteeing ethical and sustainable practices. Plus, our OEKO-TEX-certified dyes mean low environmental impact, making this a choice you can feel good about.
For those who like a little variety, our Heather Sport colours offer a fabric blend of 60% polyester and 40% cotton. Say hello to your new favourite holiday wear - a unisex Christmas jumper that's as unique and fun-loving as you are! 🌟
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