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Definitions: Christmas - Unisex Christmas Jumper


🎅 Spice up your holiday wardrobe with our Unisex Christmas Jumper! Featuring a witty take on Christmas, this cosy blend of cotton and polyester promises both warmth and laughs. Ethically made, durable, and itch-free, it’s the perfect pick for those with a sense of humour who love celebrating the season in style. 🎄


🎄 Get ready to spread some holiday cheer with a twist! Our Unisex Christmas Jumper is not just a sweater; it's a statement. Made for those who love a good laugh, this jumper features a hilarious definition of Christmas: 'the time of year when a fat man dressed in a red jumpsuit breaks into your house and eats your food, all while you sit in front of a dead tree and pretend to like your family.' Perfect for those with a sense of humour who want to make the festive season more enjoyable.

Crafted with a cosy blend of 50% cotton and 50% polyester, this medium-heavy fabric (8.0 oz/yd² or 271.25 g/m²) ensures warmth and comfort during those chilly holiday gatherings. The classic fit and crew neckline offer a relaxed yet stylish look, ideal for any casual occasion.

Durability meets comfort with double-needle stitching at key areas - shoulder, armhole, neck, waistband, and cuffs - ensuring your jumper stays in great shape season after season. And forget about itchy labels; our grey, pearlized tear-away tag offers nothing but comfort.

Ethically produced using 100% US-grown cotton, we're proud members of the US Cotton Trust Protocol, guaranteeing ethical and sustainable practices. Plus, our OEKO-TEX-certified dyes mean low environmental impact, making this a choice you can feel good about.

For those who like a little variety, our Heather Sport colours offer a fabric blend of 60% polyester and 40% cotton. Say hello to your new favourite holiday wear - a unisex Christmas jumper that's as unique and fun-loving as you are! 🌟

Width, in 20.00 22.01 24.00 26.00 28.00
Length, in 27.00 28.00 29.00 30.00 31.00
Sleeve length (from centre back), in 33.50 34.50 35.50 36.50 37.50

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